OppositeStocks' First Day of 2016: Initial Rankings

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01/04/2016 at 17:26 • Filed to: None

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Today was the first trading day for U.S. markets in 2016. With bad news coming in from China, many stocks were easily down 2% with one of the most beloved stocks, AMZN, starting the day at 3% and plunging 7% in the middle of the day. This made for some cheap buys with many stocks. Here today’s top 10 rankings!

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Stapleface immediately took a commanding lead coming out on top as soon as he joined early in the day! Manwich Sandwich also came in on the scene late in the day with some good returns!

Unfortunately the day was not a good one for everyone, as five Opponauts finished with less than what they started with. That doesn’t make their investments worthless, however!

If you’re interested and would like to play, !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! !


DISCUSSION (16)


Kinja'd!!! Biggus Dickus (RevsBro) > Blunion05 drives a pink S2000 (USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)
01/04/2016 at 17:29

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Just because some of us finished negative doesn’t mean our investments aren’t working.


Kinja'd!!! Blunion05 drives a pink S2000 (USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST) > Biggus Dickus (RevsBro)
01/04/2016 at 17:31

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Sorry — I’ve edited the post to reflect that now. It was never my intention to make it seem that way.


Kinja'd!!! Biggus Dickus (RevsBro) > Blunion05 drives a pink S2000 (USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)
01/04/2016 at 17:33

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Haha. Excellent (insert villainous laugh here)


Kinja'd!!! Blunion05 drives a pink S2000 (USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST) > Biggus Dickus (RevsBro)
01/04/2016 at 17:35

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One of my investments is currently down at the end of today, and it’s so sad because all of my investments were giving me profits at one point in the day. Damn you volatility!


Kinja'd!!! Sneaky Pete > Blunion05 drives a pink S2000 (USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)
01/04/2016 at 17:36

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Very bad day for TSLA.


Kinja'd!!! Nibby > Blunion05 drives a pink S2000 (USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)
01/04/2016 at 17:38

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FUCK YEAH! $8.91 GAIN


Kinja'd!!! Blunion05 drives a pink S2000 (USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST) > Sneaky Pete
01/04/2016 at 17:39

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ugh. I want to invest in the automakers, but the returns are so shitty.


Kinja'd!!! Blunion05 drives a pink S2000 (USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST) > Nibby
01/04/2016 at 17:42

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Pretty modest gain! I’m going to try to strive to have at least a .2% gain per day/1% per week. Today was just a lucky day.


Kinja'd!!! If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > Blunion05 drives a pink S2000 (USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)
01/04/2016 at 18:16

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Yo, what’s with the “nemesis” thing?


Kinja'd!!! Mercedes Streeter > Blunion05 drives a pink S2000 (USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)
01/04/2016 at 18:16

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Back in the day, my High School Econ teacher once said that the best stocks to buy are guns and healthcare.

GAME ON!

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Kinja'd!!! Cherry_man1 > Blunion05 drives a pink S2000 (USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)
01/04/2016 at 18:26

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I’m back in this. Lets go!


Kinja'd!!! deekster_caddy > Blunion05 drives a pink S2000 (USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)
01/04/2016 at 18:50

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Regardless I picked up some GM stock. I only see them going up this year!


Kinja'd!!! Blunion05 drives a pink S2000 (USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST) > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent
01/04/2016 at 19:26

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HAHAHA I was wondering if maybe you’d notice that.

I never really utilized the “label” feature and thought I’d just put it on you. We are rivals in iGPmanager, so I just put Nemesis. LOL

The feature’s pretty useful, such as if the game gains more players and I begin to have trouble finding you I can simply click the label (at the top of the rankings, out of site in photo) and find you right away.

You should label me as “asshole”.

edit: Shortly after I posted the rankings here I labeled everyone as Opponaut


Kinja'd!!! Blunion05 drives a pink S2000 (USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST) > Mercedes Streeter
01/04/2016 at 19:29

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Long term wise, indeed they are probably right up there! But what goes up must come down. You’re so open with your portfolio! Aren’t you concerned somebody will try to one up you with your preferred stock?


Kinja'd!!! nermal > Blunion05 drives a pink S2000 (USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)
01/04/2016 at 20:05

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I’m in. Gotta buy low on a day that the market is down!


Kinja'd!!! Mercedes Streeter > Blunion05 drives a pink S2000 (USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)
01/04/2016 at 21:06

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Since I have no real skin in the game and it’s just a fun/educational thing to do with my fellow Oppos, I don’t mind :)